I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
that's an acceptable place to lick
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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