Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
