Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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