You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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