I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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