After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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