Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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