Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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