ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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