As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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