New low: just hacked my moms facebook
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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