Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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