Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Terrible idea I love it
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