No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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