She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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