I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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