Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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