No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
