Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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