You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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