I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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