Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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