Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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