So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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