Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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