he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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