he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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