I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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