Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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