you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Can I color on your dick again?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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