pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
