I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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