hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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