Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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