I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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