But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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