he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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