you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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