69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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