what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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