I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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