After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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