Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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