no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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