what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
