That's when you crack a 10am beer
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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