SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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