remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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