On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
cat food counts as protein by the way
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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