Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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