i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's shark week go big or go home
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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