I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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