Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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