Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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